We’re just going to cut to the chase here.

A Michigan man allegedly defecated in a high school hallway during a rivalry football game.

The man — a Bedford High parent — is accused of entering Grosse Point South High without permission last Friday while the teams played a district title game.

Security footage shows the man enter the school through a door that was open for a band concert. He then walked past several bathrooms before going on the floor, according to WWJ.

The man reportedly told police he had a medical emergency. An investigation is still ongoing, but cops told WXYZ they will likely press charges.

Grosse Point South won, 42-0.

Quick Take: One of the TV news reports included this tremendous man-on-the-street comment — "Honestly, these days with youth sports and parents and the way people get into their feelings, nothing surprises me. People are animals.”

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